"English as a Second Fcking Language (ESFL) is the perfect way for nonnative speakers to learn the basics of swearing. At the same time, it also offers native speakers a wide variety of twists and new refinements. Page after page, ESFL provides a smorgasbord of swearing synonyms designed to boost your vocabulary-everything from the conventional dmn and sht to a host of more inventive terms that would make any truck driver blush. And when you're finished reading, our Final Fcking Exam is the perfect test of your swearing skills. You'll be surprised by how much you've learned!"--Publisher's description.